You have got to be kidding me

If you are going to walk around dressed like Wonder Woman, you should really do yourself a favor and take a shower.
Nothing ruins a bold move like greasy hair and a grungy unwashed person in a grungy unwashed superhero outfit.

Seriously, I can get behind the fact that the most unlikely person I've ever seen has decided to be Wonder Woman today. Hats off to you.
I will even try to get behind the completely wrong "but these are the only heels I have" shoe choice.

However, I simply cannot get behind the fact that you stink.

No Wonder Woman for you!